HarleyDad had been promised a great hell on Number 5. The brochure said that "Taryn would be going to the dogs." "See your Granddaughter be attacked by a pack of wild dogs" it said.
Well we had been attacked by large groups of adolescent boys all week so I looked forward to Hell No. 5 expecting to see Tay go through the gruesome tortures that we had experienced on Hell No. 4, Blizzard Beach. Such was not the case. I should have read the fine print. All Disney characters are secretly adolescent girls and boys.
And although my granddaughter, daughter and grandson all went to the dogs, things really went well for them. In short it was like an alcoholic being attacked by a six pack of beer. So I was unimpressed with the "pack attack."
Tay Hell Number 5 was a complete washout. Tay loved it! HarleyDad left Hell No. 5 sorely disappointed.
Pictures of the pack of dogs that attacked us is set forth above.
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