After being hauled off the plane as additional luggage, Tay was spirited away by Maus Bus (see she was already becoming like Cinderella) to the Polynesian Prison where she and her two other victims would be held in their own room.
As a precurser to Hell No. 1 she was forced to attend a Hawaian luau.
The tortures were sublimely planned. First she would have to wear an artificial lei instead of a real one. After this torment she was made to eat strange food.
Next she add to endure bad acting which was an affront to the refined artistic sense bred into the young Nixa drama student. And to add further affront she had to listen to Hawaian music instead of the more refined music of Wicked.
Even worse, she had to view people on stage less talented than her self.
Finally, she had a demonstration of what hell was going to be like by watching a guy who put fire on his feet.
As Screwtape would have said: "It was absolutely delicious."
Thus began, Tay's introduction to Hell No. 1.
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