Saturday, June 11, 2005

Dummies Go to Hell-Tay's Hell No. 2

HarleyDad addressed Tay: " So Pinochio nose, your lies continue so off you go to Tay's Hell No. 2."

Kindly Cinderella loaned Tay her new car (hey, Cinderella is a close friend of Tay, she is a princess and besides mice are not allowed to pull carriages, become horses or otherwise allowed to do slave labor in WDW at rates below minimum wage.) So Tay was magically transported to Tay's Hell No. 2. There her Highness ( a.k.a. the Princess; but better known to her loving family as Pinochio nose) had to serve as a CRASH DUMMY. Tay thought she had it made as she drove to the Crash Dummy site in a Corvette.

She soon learned that life was not so pleasant as she repeatedly had to act as a crash dummy running into buildings and walls time after time, and enduring the extreme hots and colds of crash dummy hell. But Tay was undaunted because she had grown up being transported by her mother, the ImpQueen. Tay amazed HarleyDad as she went through test after test, never batting one beautiful eyelash at the horrible fate that HarleyDad had planned for her.

At the end, she only laughed and said to HarleyDad: "Is this the best you can do!"

HarleyDad had failed again. But there were more hells ahead, so he had hope.

Pictures above show Tay serving as a crash dummy in Tay's Hell No. 2!

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