TarynMichele's Hell No. 1-The Comfy Chair

Yes, it was a terrible thing to force a young girl to do. In Hell No. 1 she had to sit in the Comfy Chair.

First she sat in it alone for hours at a time. Meanwhile, HarleyDad and Brokerbelle continually yelled at her to confess that she was not really a princess. However, Tay remained true to the faith and refused all brandishments and threats. "Yes, I really am a princess", she kept sobbing over and over, pausing only to take another sip of her coke.

HarleyDad and Brokerbelle then made her sit with a Disney Character and (sob) even took pictures. Tay quickly adjusted to this new series of events and began to talk in ernest with Cinderella, confessing too that she had a wicked mother and evil step father back in Ozarklandia and that she too had evil, wicked relatives and had to mop and scrub the floor of her house (even though it was carpeted through out which made it even more difficult to do.)

"Confess", HarleyDad railed at Tay "You are not a princess."--but Tay held firm. "I too am a Princess, just like Cinderella!" Tay boldly responded.