Unfortunately for our Damsel in distress, she accidentally teleported herself into Hell No. 4.
Sometimes, life is a beach isn't it. Tay found herself in Blizzard Beach, a theme park converted into a hell where a ski resort melts and becomes a beach.
You don't like cold, Tay, so you get hot. Tay laughingly tells HarleyDad that all her friend think she is "hot." But HarleyDad and his demonic hoard have new horrors in mind. Swimshuit shots that will be blasted all over the net causing horror to Tay, her parents and her friends.
Hell begins with Tay being supplied by Sunscreen block at the 20 level instead of the requisite 30.
Her cell phone is hidden from her so she can not play cell phone games or call her friends. Oh, the horror of it all.
Then there is sand in the towel as she stakes herself out to experience the horrors of the sun.
Then she is made to endure the Lazy River instead of being allowed to go down the fun slides with her younger brother, the Tarynmeister.
HarleyDad sends her to Tykes Peak, but she refuses to slide with the kiddies.
Then Tay is forced to model outlandish antiqued bathing clothing designed by the great artist ejette. HarleyDad tells her that next time she will have to wear bathing caps to keep her head dry, and then laughs fiendishly.
When she is thirsty, she is horrified to discover that there is no Perrier or Starbucks coffee on the beach and she is mortified and breaks out into tears.
She is then forced to lie out in the sun and absorb the suns's rays with insufficient sunblock for several hours.
Hell Number 4 has been a great success and HarleyDad and his assistant devils, leave the Park knowing that greater trials and tribulations await our lovely Princess.
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Thanks.
HarleyDad
Saturday, June 11, 2005
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