Saturday, June 11, 2005

Sold to a Mideastern Potentate-Tay's Hell No. 3

"Well", HarleyDad, thought to himself. "It is true that she is my granddaughter, but this WDW trip has cost an awful lot." "Perhaps I can recoup my investment if I sell her to a Mid-Eastern Potentate." "Her parents will not even know that she is gone." Only her drama class and choral groups at school will know she is gone, and perhaps I can sell them as well.

And so TarynMichelle was transported by magic carpet to Mid-Eastern Hell a.k.a. "Tay's Hell No. 3."

Knowing that Tay had to look right inorder to bring the highest price (after all a high I.Q. and stellar academic performance as not considered premium qualities for this job description as a member of some Potentate's harem) HarleyDad arranged for her to be outfitted in order to bring the highest price.

Now here is where the fiendish genius of HarleyDad displayed itself. First he arranged for her to find a perfect outfit that beautiful but diabolically made sure that the pants were to big for Tay.

The second fiendish delight was that HarleyDad made her pay for it with her own money.

The third wicked delight was that HarleyDad and Brokerbelle knew in their hearts that if Tay stayed in Hell No. 3 his investment in the WDW Trip would be quickly recouped, but if she ever escaped there would be limited opportunities to wear the outfit-or at least that is what HarleyDad, Brokerbelle hoped.

The fourth wicked delight was knowing that Tay's mother and father would never approve of the dress choice, which is somewhat a pinacle in Brokerbelle's clothes buying goals-a goal that she has been striving for at least for a number of years.

But Tay was not to be outdone. She began by fully participating. She mesmerized her sales person who kept mumbling to himself over and over , Praise be to A_ _ _ _! Can I help you? You are beautiful." " Yes you can try that on "and so on and so on ad nauseum.

HarleyDad was beside himself. He had his camera out and what was for Tay --Hell No. 3 became Heaven No. 3 for HarleyDad knowing the reaction that he would get from the pictures of Tay when he showed them to her parents and then told them that he had sold their precious daughter to a Mideastern Potentate.


When Tay saw that the pants were tob big she was nonplussed and simply switched to a smaller size.

Just as the Potentate was starting to cross silver into the greedy palms of HarleyDad , as bad luck would have it ,Tay found a magic lamp.

Giving it a magic rub, she laughed, and teleported herself out of Tay's Hell No. 3.

Pictures of Tay's Hell No. 3 are above.

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