Well, TarynMichele ("Tay") is our precocious 15 year old granddaughter. And so not being aware that her grandparents are not technoneanthernals, she happily reported to her Nixa music and theatre fan club that she had just returned from WDW (a.k.a. "Hell"). Exhibit 1 proving this claim can be found by going to the Posting of June 1 at blog of TarynMichele. Alternatively, paste the following into your browser:
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=TarynMichele
Well, doesn't the HarleyDad version of the Bible, say that "Revenge is hell." Well, perhaps that is a slight mistranslation by HarleyDad but like many people that quote Scripture he knows how to make it serve his more than pious ends.
In Taryn's defense to her friends, let me say that Taryn did not go to WDW Hell willingly. She was kidnapped by her evil grandparents, HarleyDad and Brokerbelle, and hauled off to WDW kicking and screaming far from her loving mother and father. She did not really want to go. She said she would miss her friends, forget her acting methods, and ultimately would sing off key for the rest of her life. But the Grandparents, spared no expense and were not to be denied. So Tay and her little brother were kidnapped and the two along with Princessbelle became like the three children in a real live "A Series of Unfortunate Events."
Now as proof of this dispicable event, Harley Dad has decided to act the part of Virgil and take the friends of Tay through the seven hells of Tay that she experienced. (The 7 Hells may really be 9 or 10 hells.) We hope you enjoy the 7 Hells of Tay which in one sense is something like a modern "Perils of Pauline." However, since the friends of Tay had better go to the internet to find out what that allusion means. Pictures will abound to prove the torture of Tay and her relatives as they they circle through one WDW hell after another.
Above are pictures of HarleyDad and Brokerbelle. Then there is a picture of the three hapless children and a couple of the henchmen of HarelyDad and Brokerbelle.
Enjoy!
HarleyDad
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