Elf Porn

Below is the Story about this Chistmas Card.

The Emerald Prince is the lucky recipient of the a multi-year scholarship to one of the finer institutions run by the State of Missouri. He resides year around at the Emerald Palace which is genteelly staffed by some of the employees of this fine state. You might say that he has a scholarship and that room and board is provided.

Obviously, there must be many people seeking these fine accomodations because from time to time the premises are full. Barbed wire is utilized around the premises to keep people from invading the premises to take advantage of the free room and board.

The State is kind enough to guard the minds of these young and not so young men and women. The Emerald Palace advertises itself as being drug free and dry. Unwholesome influences are discouraged, and pornography is not welcomed.

However, it may be said that the employees of this fine institution are not without humor.

Packages and gifts can not be sent to the residents of the Emerald Palace (which is in this case actually blue). They do allow Christmas cards—at least most of the time.

We like to send funny cards at Christmas to bring Christmas joy to the Emerald Prince. And so this year like many years we selected our cards from Wal-Mart and Walgreens and forwarded them to the Emerald Prince. The funniest card this year was one showing a cartoon of a bunch of elves who had just won the lottery. They mooned Santa as they left their jobs and went to collect their fortune.

This is where things really got funny. It seems that the state employees of the Emerald Palace called the Emerald Prince in and told him that he had been sent some pornographic material from his parents and that he had to sign a bunch of forms before the pornography was thrown away.

It seems that someone (the parents of the Emerald Prince) had sent him “Elf Porn”. The Emerald Prince signed the forms and the card was thrown away.

The card you see is the “Elf Porn.” The employees of the Emerald Palace laughed so hard that they rolled on the floor.

Hope you enjoy it!